and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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