there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My ATM looks so different sober.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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