Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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