3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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