so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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