Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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