You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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