She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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