Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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