seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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