What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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