someone owes me an orgasm
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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