adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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