just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
