He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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