At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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