names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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