I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
