I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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