its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Houston, we have a squirter
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
