he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So vagazzling was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize