I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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