we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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