You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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