i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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