ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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