my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I have fence marks all over my body
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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