Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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