Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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