onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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