So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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