I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ugly people sure do ruin things
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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