Me. At least after what I've been through.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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