I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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