i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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