Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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