dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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