Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I stole a fireplace last night.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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