How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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