So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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