Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Randomize
