She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
