Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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