He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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You. Win. At. Life.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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