Im at strip club and am horny
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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