I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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