nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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