DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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