i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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