Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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