talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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