I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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