what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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