i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think people are normalizing furries
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