weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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